12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12. Maturity has nothing to do with it. I'm 12, and I cannot even begin to describe the hate I receive every day for something I can't control. Ridiculing someone for being 12 is like insulting someone for their sexuality - you're degrading them for something they can't control.
I am not an immature little asshole.
So, if you hate on 12 year olds just to make your pathetic little life seem slightly plausible, then kindly pull your head out of your ass before it gets stuck.

Person 1: OMFG 12 year olds are so stupid! I hope they all rot in hell.
Person 2: I hope you jump off a cliff.

by pinnocking November 23, 2014

11 year old

a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11

and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)

11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever

by heyyyhowyoudoing February 8, 2021

the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup

The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

by King Clancy May 5, 2018

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone

My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

17-Year Old

Most of them are juniors or high school seniors who now drive or are learning to drive. Those who are seniors have the goal of either applying to college or having a job. Senioritis hits on as the 17-year old tires of repetitive high school assignments and gains interest of college, last-time extracurricular activities, as well as partying and sex when the person becomes eighteen.

The typical male 17-year old can only legally hit on other high-schoolers, but is sick of masturbation and basic high-school chicks who still look twelve. Probably lies about his age and sexts through Reddit and Snapchat, but doesn't admit the grand feat to his comrades.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022

The Old 9/11

2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.

''It's September the 11th Maddie, you know what that means. Time for the old 9/11''

by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014

old school taimuri

The ancient art of washing ones rear end in the sink of an acquaintance.

Alex went to the washroom and did it old school taimuri

by Manthatwashilarious January 29, 2018