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Day Zero

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.
From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.
by Fasters January 28, 2023
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eldabbo day

friday’s in which all fellow dabbo believers participate in the activity of getting together to all share the pen
ohhh it’s eldabbo day?!? time to hit the bathroom
by dabboboy December 5, 2018
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No mercy day

A day where a group of friends have no mercy when it comes to slapping each other’s ass. The whole day is a free for all to smack as hard as possible. The goal is to leave hand prints. Leggings must be worn. The whole day participants are on edge. Points can be tallied at the end.
Person 1:“Tmr seems kinda boring, what should we do?”

Person 2 :“ no clue... hey! What about a no mercy day!”

Person 3: “I’m so down!!”
by Whateverworksworks December 12, 2018
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purple day

held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜
"because today is purple day, we need to love those around us."
by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018
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Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 7, 2018
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jaw day

when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after
" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"
by analienorganism January 19, 2019
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gwop day

Today is a good day to get paid gwop day!
by Dottiedoesit February 11, 2019
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