urbandictionary russian roulette

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.

Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010

clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011

Ugly Russian Shuffle

The name given to the maneuver in Call of Duty where the player suddenly switches from a riot shield to a primary weapon catching the opponent/s by surprise.

"Dude, that guy just killed me with the Ugly Russian Shuffle. Riot shield noob!"

"I've got a team pushing me hard, imma hit them with the Ugly Russian Shuffle!"

by Ugly Russian 3 September 5, 2021

Meet Russian Ladies

The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen

Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh

Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad

by fdtmofosmldffsfymofo November 3, 2017

Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

by Spher0 September 28, 2017

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013