jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

Ur mum not cool

It means ur mom not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023