Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019

ur mum guy

when ur mum turn to guy

ur mum guy

by ma dude bra May 23, 2019

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

This Mum Hypnobirthing

An all round birth preparation course! No nonsense Hypnobirthing! Best way of making yourself feel like you’re ready to boss your birth!

This Mum Hypnobirthing removes your birth fears!

by 88m88 November 23, 2021

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 23, 2019

Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 1, 2018