A place commonly mistaken as a peaceful place of worship and prayer, but is actually in reality a place where people with schizophrenia go to make sense of the voices in their head, the rich get richer, and pedophiles find new little boys.
"Did you hear about that time that christian lady from the christian church on Holy Road screamed she heard god in that walmart while St.Henry was fucking that 8 year old boy in the bathroom?"
"Which one?"
"Which one?"
by Airylist November 29, 2020
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Love everyone.
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1: " Oh my god, did you hear about the person at the shop? "
2: " Oh, that toxic Christian? Yeah, I heard they tore down all those supportive flags.. "
1: " They need therapy. "
2: " Oh, that toxic Christian? Yeah, I heard they tore down all those supportive flags.. "
1: " They need therapy. "
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by GamerOtaku February 8, 2017
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by BenyawD August 10, 2014
Get the christian romance mug.They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.
by Dakamslam June 1, 2011
Get the Christian Bale it mug.An annoying rich boy who doesn't look people in the eye when they talk. He doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong, and he has a hard time comprehending that fact that some people don't like him. Do not befriend this "creature". He will rip your heart apart and stomp on it because he has no feelings whatsover and he just doesn't care.
by Abbylovesyou<3 April 18, 2011
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