ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

Ape

(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.

(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*

by TFlex August 10, 2015

Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.

She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024

AP

Ap is active he has a seasonal Tech “He’s so AP”
AP means “active”

“Damn that’s so AP”

by APEDRO January 29, 2024

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck did you see that shop vac? Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. That’s our guy AP

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021