Jesus Train

A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.

Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."

by Chris Pence May 9, 2011

Jungle Train

Engaging in sexual acts with three or more people where at least one participant is a transvestite of African heritage. The number of cars in the "jungle train" represents the number of people involved in the sexual act.

For their 10th anniversary they went to Vegas and rode a three-car jungle train.

by harijans January 6, 2015

viking train

When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.

Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.

by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019

Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

by Orchadicus October 19, 2022

Training Wheels

A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.

Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

hoop train

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.

Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?

I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.

by BabyShanks October 14, 2010

stealth train

trains that stealth and are well hidden from sight.

Reggie got hit by a dang stealth train.

by Trainryder October 30, 2011