Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Snarky-Chopped

To be struck poignantly with a snarky, or clever, remark.

A zinger.

The legal runner snarky-chopped the law firm receptionist with his quick wit of things that are cool.

by snarkymarky July 20, 2009

chopped and slopped

To have purple drank with ambien xanax and topamax

damn leny and morph were so chopped and slopped those bitch's was feelin like obligatos.

by leny&morph February 19, 2010

Chop

the act of having sex with a female.

Last night Latoya let me chop. Dawg, she stay wet!

by djphil3 October 26, 2009

coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.

Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.

by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009

Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011