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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Chopped chin

Chopped chin is a mega tuff meme also known as the first meme of 2025. The meme first appeared on instagram but became widely popular on tiktok. In the video Chopped chin nods in a way that is so tuff that it might make someone goon.
Roko: What is the chopped chin meme?
Noa: The chopped chin is so tuff it actually pmo that u dont know the meme.
by Karakondzula January 11, 2025
mugGet the Chopped chinmug.

Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.
Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.
by Kingheroin July 24, 2022
mugGet the Military chopmug.

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.
"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.
by Melbear August 18, 2018
mugGet the Flop the chopmug.

Chop sticks

A stick or chop sticks are two slang words for an Ak-47 assault rifle.
Man,Kimoni is out to hurt someone tonight,he's riding around with two fully loaded chop sticks.
by Keymoney$ October 7, 2017
mugGet the Chop sticksmug.

chop hoe

an irrelevant and washed up person; a khia
been grasping the realization that i’m a chop hoe
by ceddie11 January 22, 2025
mugGet the chop hoemug.

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