mom top

a women’s top that looks like something a mom would wear

hey did you see natasha erhardt wearing that mom top yesterday?!

yes! she’s such a trick!

by guccimatt May 14, 2018

Top gun

Woman or man assumes the scorpion position ass in the air. After taking laxatives, an enema, or a long nite of drinking. Shits up into the air showering down all around. Called a top gun because alas she was inverted.

The bachelor party was lit as fuck till the hooker pulled a top gun. Don't think we'll get the deposit back on the room.

by Krunkstono May 15, 2018

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

top voice

The tone of voice that a lesbian or gay person uses who are considered tops. Used when needed to assert authority.

My coworker would not follow my direction, so I used my top voice to relate the seriousness of what I was directing him to do.

by Hotdog Xanasabar July 30, 2019

Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.

she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.

by the loser no one likes July 31, 2019

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019

fragile top

A fragile top, is someone who identifies as a top (either in a sexual or not) but can easily show bottom characteristics when confronted or asked to make decisions.

“Wow Mark, you’re really showing top energy!”
“Thanks, I identify as a fragile top.”

by Yehaw Bois March 11, 2019