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shits gonna hit the fan

When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts
Person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad

Person 2: some shits gonna hit the fan
by hollistermvp07 June 11, 2009
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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go and throw shite at the moon

this phrase simply put means that the object of the abuse is quite mad in the head. therefor should instead of fucking off "GO AND THROW SHITE AT THE MOON"
insane man - moo boo hoo too coo
sane man - christ on a bike that mad in the head person is dribbling shit again i so wish he would fuck off and go and throw shite at the moon
by mattgc November 21, 2006
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shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.
God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.
by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014
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shitting through the teeth

vomiting.
shitting through the teeth

"Where's Joe?"

"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."

"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"
by backdoorkelly August 10, 2009
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Shittin' Off-the-grid

When you go the take a dump and forget your phone.
Fuck. I had to run to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I'm shittin' off-the-grid!
by tokerator August 29, 2015
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*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom
Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
by h boy123 May 30, 2018
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