When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
Get the The cross-eyed mule kick mug.The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature. A "cross-trading scum" is a thief who's got on the wrong side of the court system.
"That blood is a cross-trader, he sells stolen goods online and invests the money in shady real-estate deals."
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Get the Cross Eyed High mug.The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
by C L G February 5, 2021
Get the Naughty and Crosses mug.I cross-listed my leather jacket on two websites. It sold on both. Now I'm on the hook because in reality I only have one jacket!
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