The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
by BrotherSpot April 29, 2009
Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.
by Enchilata Seniorita December 17, 2007
When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.
Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.
by mofoko March 27, 2010
A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.
by CYPHER9x9 May 19, 2011
A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.
Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.
Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.
Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.
Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
by Blk Ngt December 17, 2010
A slang word for cum because of the appearance. Cum that is lumpy and having a egg white texture to it.
by Homey D September 18, 2010
When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.
Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.
by Brandee Boi May 05, 2022