Ham/Clam Ratio

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
by BrotherSpot April 29, 2009
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louisiana clam bake

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.
Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?
by Enchilata Seniorita December 17, 2007
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Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.
Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.
by mofoko March 27, 2010
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Clam Jam.

A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.
You'd better get that out of there before it turns into clam jam.
by CYPHER9x9 May 19, 2011
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Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.
Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.
by Blk Ngt December 17, 2010
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TRANSLUCENT CLAM CHOWDER

A slang word for cum because of the appearance. Cum that is lumpy and having a egg white texture to it.
When she got done sucking me off she let me spray my translucent clam chowder on her face.
by Homey D September 18, 2010
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Georgia Clam Bake

When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.
Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.
by Brandee Boi May 05, 2022
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