cunt muffin

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Gilded Cunt

A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.

"Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!"

by Ricky's Malice December 2, 2004

cunt kiss

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.

The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.

by july41944 August 13, 2009

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.

He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!

by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

bunch of cunts

specifically, my flatmates

That bunch of cunts just don't give a fuck

by vicki February 10, 2005

man cunt

The name of an effeminate homosexual male's anus when well used by other homosexuals.

Turn over and show me that man cunt, boy.

by mbg May 7, 2003