texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.

texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times

by rodgstar June 16, 2010

tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.

person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!

by panpan2 March 13, 2010

hug and text

When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.

Jordan pulled the most epic hug and text last night. He consoled Adriana while texting Brianna.

by clubaholic April 21, 2011

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

double text

Sending the same text message to more than one recipient, simply because you're lazy and/or the message will work for more than one person.

"Are you double texting Julie and Sarah?"
"Yeah, telling them the same thing and it saves thumb."

by Lee Daniels August 1, 2007