Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.
by Eastong7@gmail.com November 16, 2018
Get the Swamp donkeymug. 
A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
Get the Swamp Dykemug. The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Get the Swamp Monstermug. A flea infested wench usually found in the gutters of cities. Often found feasting on the bowel movements of south African children.
Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
Since they have no purpose to live, they are usually hunted by a group known as the Wolf-Pack.
by Slashback October 9, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.
by RJ September 4, 2004
Get the Swamp buggymug. by Sausages342 August 25, 2022
Get the Swamp dickmug.