stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021

StiffsCousin

Stiff is sometimes wonky when he’s cousin is around

Stiffscousin. Stiff is the way of live not unless you are Wonky. Consider yourself Flaccid

by MyTingWonky August 26, 2021

stiffster

A female who induces sexual enhancement in a male, making him "stiff" in the one area a guy wants to be.

Damn, Jacqueline's hot! She's a stiffster!

by theventman August 31, 2021

Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.

I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.

by d_dbn October 9, 2021

Sniffed Up

When your partner won't let you go because he or she is sniffing you nonstop.

I wanna go out tonight...but I'm getting sniffed up!

by The Hern November 24, 2021

Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies

Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY

by ??? Hi December 5, 2021

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022