Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
Get the Spidermug. She is a real spider.
by SpiderHater21 April 16, 2023
Get the Spidermug. A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.
by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023
Get the Spider-Manmug. by lil Jew December 28, 2019
Get the Spider Manmug. The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.
Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.
by Clars800 February 23, 2021
Get the Spider Food Obsessionmug. (a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)
by Richardmille December 1, 2022
Get the metro spidermug.