Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

Smash 5 Hype

Dead.

I miss grandma. She is sure smash 5 hype

by Sethieseth June 5, 2018

Crimson Smash Club

A gangbang where a bunch of guys have an orgy with a girl on her period. This also applies when there is more than one girl, but all of the girls present must be on their period too.

“I got blood all over me after that crimson smash club last night.”

by Dahlia A.N. March 14, 2019

smash master 2000

An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft

I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

ghetto smash party

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.

Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)

by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020

half smashed potatoes

potatoes that are only half smashed.

"Is that mashed potatoes?"
"Nah it's only half smashed potatoes "

by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016

Smash Squad

when 3 men named riley, philip and patrick are joined together these men are all jacked, and are great with women, and everyone loves them. no one wants to mess with smash squad! these men are amazing at every sport and are trained fighters, and all have black belts.

why cant we be smash squad?

i wanna smash like that squad! ;)

I LOVE SMASH SQUAD!

by Smash Squad leader December 11, 2010