The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020

boofer skate gang

Boofer skate gang: started by nicolai and his older brother the notorious didonato brothers. They are satanist and like what they say on the streets, scary mofos. The brothers got kicked outta multiple schools due to smoking grass and eating ass; They have been sent to multiple rehabilitation centers, but nothing seems to work. They are mentally ill and crazy italian mafia drug attics with their dead papi joe and hammy on their side RIP. They are the Gs tho.

The boofer skate gang finna come pow pow ya, ya hurrrrrrd...

by badbitches21 April 25, 2020

English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020

miyas_skateboard._

A tiktoker with slightly funny content mostly consisting of danganronpa.

Wow i love miyas_skateboard._ !

by ._miu.iruma._ March 16, 2021

Roller skate lesbian

Lesbians that Roller Skate

Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!

Roller Skate Lesbians: :)

by RyeBread420 July 27, 2021

3rd seater

1. The ugliest female in a group of club girls
Who has to sit in the back row of the van or if in a car-
SHE AIN’T COMING WITH US!!!

ie- In the world of Benjamin’s, she’s a Lincoln!!!

Nah bruddas, you guys ain’t hanging me with the 3rd seater again. I got stuck with it last week!!!

by 3rd seater August 26, 2021

Andrew Salter

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.

You’ve done an Andrew Salter

by Feeling Nuts November 23, 2021