No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Simp Master

in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation

characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare

oh shit the Simp Master is here

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

Rape simp

Says very sexual things in order to "win" a girl over even though its kind of creepy.

Eww Peter is such a Rape simp

by peepoo123 March 3, 2020

Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020