Shalesah

A shalesah is someone who must nap all day and party all night, must be a heavy drinker/smoker and make badass Instagram videos that are awesome. Typically on the short side with B1 hair very top heavy, might fall over. Loves her friends and her money. Very sarcastic for unnecessary reasons that she can’t explain. Loves to see people laugh and stress free.

She is very funny and dramatic from time to time, she loves to keep people guessing and on their toes. Can get on a lot of people’s nerves but she doesn’t care. She can read people very well and gives great advice when she wants to. She supports the ones she love, and loves to see her people thrive. Talks to all but only hangs with a few, very anti social when she wants to be it just depends on the moment.

Is destined to be great in the near future. Loves her family and wants nothing more than to provide and take care of her mother.

Man, Shalesah is a legend , she pretty much runs this shit.

by Hallof_laughter July 23, 2018

samessed

To be overly obsessed with a Samantha.

Sammy is so obsessed with Samantha. One might say he's samessed.

by Apple Martini United with Blue August 21, 2018

shades of yellow

When you love someone in shades of yellow you are so happy about your relationship that you are full of energy, happiness, optimism, enlightenment, loyalty, and joy. You are deep in love and you are willing to give everything to your partner. Your feelings are reciprocated in the most beautiful way but there's a tangling fear in the back of your mind that your partner will not fight 'till the end for you, but that's not always the case. The beautiful thing about yellow feelings is that they never end, and you'll always have a beautiful part of them inside you, no matter what happens .

We loved each other in shades of yellow, it's so sad that now we are left only with the memories.

by weirdtendencies December 9, 2018

Shamebow

A freshly used condom tied in a girl’s hair like a ribbon

That asshole Derek made Libby wear his shamebow throughout the entire mall.

by Dede Megapoopoo January 3, 2019

shaesya

shaesya is more of a term of a ship name. shaesya is used as an example of a ideal term of perfect couple and a pair that is meant to be.

Girl : Oh my god! They are so cute and perfect together!

Girl 2: I know right? Just like shaesya.

by deaf_finitions February 24, 2019

SHADES

The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.

Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.

Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.

by Indentured Grape March 6, 2019

Shakespeare

A language used to confuse high schoolers

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019