sam 070

a genius kid who has said such things as "have a phone from china and when i type tianamon it come up with amazon!!" "pulp, if god whispers in my ear go fuck some femboy bussy and gave me permission would that be gay?" ""I don't have wrinkles, my brain's young" "I will commit treason just to kill TommyInnit" "also bitish fascists" "its not on my search history, but hentai is" "Clickity more like dripity" "I like my women how i like my compasscraft, Dead ""fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real." "Child porn is illegal but people still do drugs" "its not child porn if its illegal" "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" "Rasputin was packin i saw that pic of his pp" "Ive been to Iceland with my mum" "I want to cum in your asshole but that wont let me" "I'm fucking tronk's sister" "respectfully, i will fuck your ass" "Bling you remind me of my cousin, he has severe autism" "ahahahah thats brown the colour of poo" "I know

you are a genius sam 070

by not a discord admin March 1, 2021

Sam Poggerson

Random person on the internet whose very poggers :ok_hand:!

Person 1: "Whose that fine person that exists?"
Person 2: "Oh its just Sam Poggerson!"

by That1BiGuy36 March 28, 2021

Sam Talley

A kid whom likes to have sexual intercourse with his cousin and looks like a child molester uncle.

Damn That Sam Talley Kid Over There Wants To Fuck My Dad.

by Irriated Monky October 21, 2019

Sam Cooke

Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.

Man Sam Cooke's music is so damn good!

by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023

The Sam davies

The Sam Davies is slang for as mating call that a hot but sexy man does when he wants little boys to poo in his mouth

Luca: Hey Alfie did you hear about Jack, apparently he was doing The Sam davies!
Alfie: Really? I always knew he liked poo!

by TheLoverofgod July 18, 2023

sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !

git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2023

sam kink

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person named Sam.

Bf: “I’m horny”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”

Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”

by yayayyayayayayyayaya September 17, 2023