salty gums

cock sucker, blow job

Did your girl give you salty gums last night?

salty gums by Rainbabyxoxo January 29, 2008

Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.

Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend

Salty Blanket by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

Salty meme 

A meme that is "Salty" means a meme that makes you cringe with disgust, it also makes your mouth feel really salty. Like after your girlfriend comes over.

Obama: "Lets look for some good memes today"

*Finds meme about kid not having a dad*

Obama: 'Damn that was a salty meme"

Salty meme by I wanted to make a word, it ha September 7, 2016

salty strawberry 

When the head of you're penis is flaming red after you get done plowing a dirty fat girl and the salty cheese from her vagina on top of you're penis mixed with cum produces a salty taste and you're dick head looks like a strawberry

Damn Mrs Hopkins ate my salty strawberry nast night

salty strawberry by Beardlesshippy September 18, 2017

salty vanilla cock-vomit 

The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.

Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.

salty vanilla cock-vomit by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021

salty dogg 

when a lonely man is so desperate to get a nut that he relys on his dog to lick his dick then he cums on its face

yo my girlfriend was away for the weekend so i resorted to using a fucking salty dogg.It actually wasnt tht bad

salty dogg by jim germanokas March 21, 2008

salty spitune 

noun/verb-upgraded from its root name, salty, salty spitune refers to someone who makes a drawlin comment and deserves more than just the act of being salty

mom: "Its eigth o'clock.It's time to get your ass home.

mike: "But mom, im 16!"

salty spitune

salty spitune by goonyyy February 18, 2011