Spongebob Squarepants 

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

Spongebob Squarepants by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

bang a square

To smoke a cigarette.

I'm going to bang a square.

bang a square by Sonic b November 8, 2013

Getting Squared 

The act of having a three way with some twins.

Man 2: Hey, so I did something last night and I need help defining it..

Man 1: Yeah, no problem, what's up?

Man 2: Well me and my twin were at the Bar last night, and this girl asked if we wanted to come back to her place, and we ended up having a three way. I was thinking of calling it Double the Fun, what do you think?

Man 1: Sounds to me like she was getting squared.. and you're into some pretty kinky shit.

Man 2: Thanks!

Getting Squared by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

back to square 1 

you start the first high of many to go

kid wakes up with friend starts smoking...

kid1:damnnn im fuckin blown

kid2:ahhh mee too..back to square 1!

back to square 1 by killac_23 March 16, 2009

squarejohn

n. a lame-o, or. someone who displays no signs of hipness or sense of adventure whatsoever; a person who is overtly conservative, often likely to be a narc; a gaynal

Why did you ask Jason to party with us tonight? He is such a squarejohn; I heard he ratted out Phil for having a dimebag in school.

squarejohn by Lord Gaynal September 26, 2006

squarehead 

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

squarehead by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

squarehead 

A derogatory nick name for a person who's head is rather square and is very sensitive about it. It is generally a male, and will cry on the occasion someone were to call him a squarehead. Try it on boys named ryan.

ryan, you are a squarehead!

squarehead by macbook33 August 20, 2009