Social Marcus

An oxymoron; similar to Government Intelligence.

Voice 1: Have you seen how social Marcus has been recently?

Voice 2: What are you talking about?

Voice 1: Yeah.

Voice 2: ...

Voice 1: Nice weather outside, right?

by Dr. Wily March 31, 2005

social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M December 19, 2007

Social Bulimia

The act of getting fucked up every night to the point of uncontrollable vomiting as an extreme weight loss method.

"Damn, Gina got really skinny ever since she joined Pi Phi...total social bulimia"

by bitchwithabrain March 14, 2009

Social Slut

A person who will be a part of any social group or clique because they have a need for constant attention from others. While the person will be a part of any social group of clique, they will never commit themselves to just one person or group of people.

She is such a Social Slut out late every night.

by Alibastar Jones September 24, 2018

Social entrepreneur

A fancy way of saying “unemployed”.

Emily has an anthropoly degree and is working as a social entrepreneur.

by Starbuckslaptopwriter June 12, 2018

Social Eater

A person who mostly only eats in a social setting where others are eating.

Phil: Hey Tom, I almost didn't recognize you walking down the sidewalk. I haven't seen you for a while. Have you lost weight?

Tom: I did and pretty fast.

Phil: How?

Tom: Now, I mostly just eat socially.

Phil: What, you are just a social eater?

Tom: Yeah, it works great to stay fit.

by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016

social intercourse

(noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.

"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"

by manduh April 25, 2006