Russian High-Five

A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.

John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"

Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"

John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"

by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012

clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

urbandictionary russian roulette

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.

Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010

Russian gray fly

A device used by Russians to snag salmon. It is made of a very large trebil hook with lead molded around the shank.

Commrad I cannot get these fish to bite! Here commrad use my Russian gray fly and when the school of salmon get close just throw in middle and yank works every time.

by The Mayer 8===D May 1, 2013

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

Russian Heart Attack

A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.

"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."

by Spher0 September 28, 2017

Meet Russian Ladies

The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen

Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh

Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad

by fdtmofosmldffsfymofo November 3, 2017