bath rock

A bland musical genre popular around the turn of the millennium. Groups such as Maroon 5, Train, Coldplay, and of course, John Mayer typified the genre. Enjoyed by soccer moms, overweight teenage girls, and frat boys trying to get drunk freshman in to bed, it is the natural extension of "yacht rock", popular in the late 70's and early 80's.

"Brenda, you have to get the new album by bath rock superstar John Mayer. His light breathy voice, inoffensive pseudo-sexual lyrics and bland musical stylings get my juices flowing."

by TheKIngOfMen January 8, 2008

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rock the bells

To tell someone or many people about something or send out the word about important events or happenings in hopes that others will do the same.

Home girl #1: Hey did you hear about what's going on with?...did you know what's going on at?

Home girl #2: No I didn't but thanks for tellin' me.

Home girl #1: Rock the bells!

by lilpie March 5, 2008

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Mit rock

A mit rock is a person who’s ugly or a situation that’s crazy or indescribable

Damn, jay he’s really a fucking mit rock!!

by CBMBJBAB March 12, 2018

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Blowjob Rock

The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.

You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.

by queequeg18 March 15, 2010

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rock water

Rock Water is shit that does nothing. Its a natural remedy for anxiety but it is just water that dumb asses pay extra for. It has no side effects and you cant even get high off of it because its water

Person 1: "dude im really anxious right now"
person 2: "i got some rock water if you want"
person 1: "youre a fucking dumb ass, that stuff is shit that doesnt even work"

by CrumblyCar02 December 7, 2013

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