Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

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Robert is my name

I am Robert

by Mr Lester October 4, 2020

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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

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ROBERT X AIDEEN (he also never responds to texts according to aideen)

me: oml aideen and robert are such a cute couple. #Raideen!!!

by NOTyourmother69 May 9, 2022

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Robert Boyd

Robert Boyd is a homeless guy to buy a prostitute then gain all the known stds. Robert Boyd is a fat, lazy, ugly, and hairy piece of shit.

Man look at "Robert Boyd" so inspirational

by auihdiuaHIUdaiwopkd0oapwdopawl April 16, 2024

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An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books

Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep

by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019

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