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Rivers Cuomo

Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax.
Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera.
Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction.

Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube.

In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name.

Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement.
Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" out of 9 and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".
Guy 1: Who’s Rivers Cuomo?

Guy 2: He’s a simp for Asian girls and lesbians
by natural hair December 9, 2023
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jorden river

where the stuiped jews gone to
man 1: wanna go to the jorden river

girl: sure
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Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.
"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".
by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021
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River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was
by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021
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Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.
“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”
by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025
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River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023
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