relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

relative poverty

U.S. poverty (in contemporary society)

Two friends that haven't seen each other in a long time. One just got back from Peace Core.
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."

"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."

"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."

"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"

"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."

by aerodidact October 18, 2014

Relatabating

Accidentally/intentionally masturbating to a family member.

Whatre you up to fam?

Relatabating

Relatabating? What the hell is that...

I'm jacking off to an A1 nude of my sister bro

by Noanian October 23, 2014

relative dime

When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.

"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"

by Crastor April 25, 2014

relationshits

Problems that come with being with another person.

I just found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me with my mother. That's relationshits for you.

by bigfo55 May 11, 2014

Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

Relationshit

(adjective) Used to describe a Relationship that has soured up completely

Person 1: "I heard Martin and Tisha are going to take their relationship to the next level"
Person 2: "Nah, the whole thing went relationshit"

by Kibztiano Leonaldo July 8, 2014