Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

Happy Amigo Puppy

A friend of Mexican decent who is considered to be cute, like a puppy, and is always happy.

Dude, my dog died...
Its okay, we always have our Happy Amigo Puppy.

by curvybanana123 June 11, 2011

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

african slush puppy

A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.

Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.

by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017