Public swimming pool

Budget whale watching

Hey James, wanna go to the public swimming pool with us

No, im not big on whale watching

by 123456677778876 May 4, 2022

Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’

Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.

by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022

Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths

Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.

by whoa220 November 15, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG

Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!

by qweef2023 September 19, 2023