patrick cagney

The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING

Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

by patricklover101 July 14, 2021

Patrick

The guy Who tries tricking you but he finds a new person to trick : Patrick: hey may bay day lay hay gay stay may bay *CRINGE!*

Patrick:n want to play A LAME GAME?

by Eee ales November 28, 2021

The Patrick Effect

The act of correcting your posture because someone next to you is doing it perfectly.

Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".

You see your friend straighten his back because someone next to him is sitting with perfect posture . You might say to him: «You just felt the power of "the Patrick Effect" dude»

by Idcortex August 5, 2017