Oliver

An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag

“ Oliver, can I have your number?”

“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18

by Olliethomas995599 September 10, 2018

Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers

“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^

by @345kami May 16, 2022

Oliver

Hot and sexy boy loves to fuck a great fucker handsome and noce

Girl one is that Oliver

Girl two yes he's so hot

by Hdjebsjdjjdnsnsdv June 20, 2020

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023

Oliver Robinson

Oliver Robinson- lanky retard (looks like a monkey)

Oliver Robinson is a lanky nonce

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023

Oliver

The name of the kid who constantly asks for more screen time, as he subscribes to 500+ YouTube channels in a row

Despite having had 2 hours of screen time on YouTube, Oliver still says, "Please Mom, may I have more screen time on YouTube."

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Oliver

A true don of the bean bandits

God them bean bandits are dangerous, i hope oliver isnt part of them

by Not oliver the bean bandit November 22, 2021