text off

When a boy calls a girl, and she responds with a text, thereby avoiding a verbal conversation but finding out what he wants. Similar to blowing someone off. Boys can do this to girls as well. It's also rampant among coworkers.

I keep getting the text off from Shelly. I don't think she wants me to ask her out!

Jimmy called me last night, but I didn't feel like having an awkward conversation so I'm going to text him off.

Dude, Sally keeps blowing up my phone. I decided to be nice and text her off instead of just ignoring her. That way it won't be weird when we see each other.

by GetaClue June 2, 2009

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Get the text offmug.

Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009

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Get the Teeing Offmug.

throwed off

Fucked up in the head.

Mystikal's song: Im throwed off

by GHayes September 1, 2005

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Get the throwed offmug.

jak off

beating your meat

masturbating

by nik September 23, 2003

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Get the jak offmug.

tricking off

to continuously spend money on a woman or man who u are not fucking or in a relationship with.....

to spend money on a stripper or prostitute......

I heard Jay Jay been tricking off on that girl for 5 months now and still aint got no pussy.....

Yeah he be at the strip club tricking off all the time

by datguy75 July 14, 2009

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