poop dagger

a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.

"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"

by Blow Queen January 31, 2003

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

angel poops

Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.

"Angel poops save time and paper"

by Andrew Bush December 27, 2005

Poop Tuna

this is what you get when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then without cleaning your tool you put it in her pussy. Now you have Poop Tuna

Dude! Last night I met this chick and I got some poop tuna.

by tile man August 3, 2008

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

by anteater97 January 15, 2009

poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

by isshehip November 20, 2009

ninja poop

-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding

That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.

by Roux and Jeff February 25, 2006