deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

Wharf nut

A distinct smell after sex that reminds one of low tide.

Someone comes into a room after a sexual encounter and says, "Man, it smells like a wharf nut in here."

by Erin777 February 14, 2010

knockin' nuts

To bump into another man's testicles with one's own testicles, whether intentionally or not, when one is double-penetrating a woman with another man.

The idea of a threesome intrigues me, but the chance of knockin' nuts with another dude turns me off.

by xray233 August 13, 2007

Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008