Numberism

A type of politics where a country is fixed using data and numbers!

"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"

by mr 1up July 27, 2022

CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number 582 Is TO Not Care<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.

Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.

by Royston J July 5, 2025

imaginary number

if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis

but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells

Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025