poop nose

when having anal sex you have your partner take a shit and you clean out the poop with your nose then have your partner lick it off

Bob- "Charlie I heard you did a poop nose with your sister and mom at the same time..... then your dad joined in"
Charlie- "ya it was pretty hot"
Bob- "wait you really did?"
Charlie- "Nooooooo....."

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Fester & Nose Inc.

Fester & Nose
Shoes Incorperated
(and Wheelie)

Products: Shoes, Vacuums, Rugs, and the Occasional Lamp!
Location: 1313 Shoebox Lane

im going to fester and nose to buy my new kicks.

by django June 19, 2004

mr potato nose

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.

"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"

by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020

nasty nose syndrome

a compulsive disorder wherein an individual is compelled to constantly be involved (directly or in an ancillary capacity) in OPB (other people's business) and somehow manages to bring out the worst, or highlight the negatives in any given piece of information, and MUST pass the news along to at least three other people.

Cubicle deskmate to "new girl" in the office: "Be careful about Phyllis, don't ever say a thing around her. Bless her heart, she suffers from Nasty Nose Syndrome."

by CamiRae Walter April 15, 2013

lamp her nose in

To neck/ make out with some one so rough and hardcore that you bend or brake the other person's nose.

"Becky needs a nose job now because dave lamped that shit in!"

"Did you see them two? They were practically lamping their noses in!"

Lamp her nose in: "man it was crazy last night, I lamped her nose in."

by JollyLamper December 8, 2017

Lol nose piercing

Can be use to make fun of someone who made a decision to put some sort of metal on their nose; if said to someone, it could ruin someone’s life within seconds

Girl: I got a nose pier......
Me: lol nose piercing

Girl: dies

by Edgeboi69 March 2, 2018