Square

Typically has C name, bad at responding texts, shows up late, cannot deadlift 425 pounds, played trumpet, looks like a pretty boy on his drivers license

Overall super nice guy…. But you know what they say

architect majors in SLO are squares

by Katttttttcat June 5, 2022

family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018

Spongebob Square Pants

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!

by 006ice May 13, 2020

Square

Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.

"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"

by fxbienn February 16, 2018

Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.

Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Square-Head

To have a head that is shaped as a square.

Little-chun's has a fucking square-head man.

by michael8745 September 3, 2010

Butt Squared

When something really sucks

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."

by Benbunny September 20, 2011