Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019

morningo

A unique way to greet your co-workers! So unique that it's been copyrighted!

Ionu: Morning!
Raul: Morning!
Tomasz: Morningo®!

by asdfjklboom March 5, 2019

morning sneeze

Wet dream

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants

by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019