Seat Meat

Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.

Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.

by rockntubakid April 26, 2010

punch meat

A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.

Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?

by bmxatx December 2, 2007

moose meat

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

HOT MEAT

Hot meat, is a female who is a little bit over weight, curvy, has some meat on her bones. But the weight is good, gives her good curves and sex appeal. it also makes her more likely to engange in sexual activity as she is aware of her excess weight however she still wears it well for now. so she is still hot. Her meat is hot, hence HOT MEAT.

Look at that girl, she has HOT MEAT.
Her meat is so HOT, I just want to bite it.
Girls with HOT MEAT and a nosering = whore
Doe she realize how HOT her MEAT is.

by johnny manga January 20, 2007

Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.

Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

meat seat

A meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed.

I innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when I noticed that someone had left a meat seat.

by Charlie Poot February 16, 2007

meat grinder

a vagina that's been used and mangled to an extreme.

"Chris' mom is a meat grinder"

by hah_ya_crazy_bastard July 23, 2008