MA

Apparently moms can’t hear when your yelling their name.

Pov: MA …..MA…..MA…
MOM DO YOU HEAR ME? tf

MOOOOOMMM HELP REAL QUICKKKK
…
Ugh. Nevermind

by Junko lover 101 October 9, 2021

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 8, 2025

Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!

A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....

YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!

by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

Yo Yo Ma

Pouring Limoncello into one's foreskin and allowing a partner to drink it from your penis

I gave Heather a yo yo ma last night and she gagged for an hour

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Ma

Ma is a word that men/boys say to a girl,/women when they are in a relationship, kind of a shorter word for mama, or mami, which is almost like calling them baby or babe, or bae. (I get turned on when he calls me this)

“Good morning ma”, “wyd today ma?”

by Floridagirl38 March 26, 2024

mas

short for mamas

waddup mas

by eosmafia May 6, 2022