Maria

An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat

Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria

She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria

by WineCheese December 5, 2019

Mariah

Dumb piece of shit. Don’t bother with someone with the name of Mariah. Act and look like cockroaches and copy and paste comebacks off of funnycomebacks.com since they can’t think of any of their own.

That’s Mariah over there the one that looks like the cockroach and is on funnycomebacks.com, don’t go near her.

by shear.becky February 18, 2020

Maria

She’s a slutty ass bitch

Maria is a slut

by Bestfran666 July 1, 2020

Maria

Maria. Shy. Pretty. Hates people who wants to be in their pants. Loves hoodies and hides in them to avoid body shame. Garrisons are her best friend

Look it’s a wild Maria

by I eat toes July 14, 2020

maria

an absolute legend😎

maria’s a legend

by definitely not called maria May 26, 2020

Maria

Maria is a bad person no one likes her when she acts like kind of a good person she has to much makeup it scares people away

Maria take a shower to take of all that makeup

by mysterious 47 November 9, 2021

Villa Maria girls

OK, I go there, and we are not ugly, and why the hell compare to ND? And why does ND compare to Villa? Just give it up, all of you.

Villa girls: Girls, that go to Villa Maria.

Those girls are Villa Maria girls.

by littlesunshine1000 June 1, 2011