hairy mary

when a man is performing oral sex on a woman but his emo-hair cut is getting in the way.

girl 1: OMG that guy looks so angsty. i wish he would perform oral sex on me.
girl 2: yeah, but it would probably be a hairy mary. itchtastic.

by coworker3 June 30, 2009

Marie Claire

Monthly magazine mainly read by women in their 20's and 30's focusing on fashion, beauty, current events, career and relationship advice, and pop culture. Considered to be a magazine for classy women as opposed to Cosmopolitan. Edited by controversial Project Runway judge Nina Garcia and the magazine Project Runway winners win a spread in, also the theme for a season 8 Project Runway challenge.

1. Marie Claire had the most interesting article about internet stalkers last month.
2. I can't believe Marie Claire is published by the same company that puts out that rag Cosmo.
3. Gretchen Jones' jumpsuit on last season's Project Runway so did not define the Marie Claire woman.

by MadameM August 7, 2011

Mary Poppins

Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.

"Aye what up Mary Poppins!"

by Dara Khani December 8, 2012

Mary-Kay

When a man applies lipstick to the base of the shaft of his penis, then draws eyeliner and eyeshadow on his pelvis. He then proceeds to violently face fuck a girl, when she pulls back she has a full make over.

"Honey, I'm late for work! I don't have time to get my make up on!"

"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll just Mary-Kay that shit!

by John Knows Best! August 14, 2010

St. Mary's

An academically rich and competitive school. It boasts a rigorous and competitive environment both academically and athletically. The kids that go here can take AP courses while playing three sports and scoring 2300s on SAT's. We are the best school in Annapolis. We are wealthy white kids who breathe excellence in every area. People are jealous of our smarts, athletic skills and money. We look down at other schools like AACS (filled of faggots) ABSHS (also filled with faggots) IC (who cares) Key (gay stoners) severn (gayyyyy). We are the best school, we rock the polos and look sick doing it. We live in the best neighborhoods: Murray Hill, Sherwood, Bay Ridge etc... We have the nicest beach houses, and people don't mess with us bc they know we would kick their ass.

girl: Hey you are you a St. Mary's Saint?!
Guy: yeah.
Girl:omg your so hot and smart, we should hook up.
Guy: Yeah well I had plans with these other chicks but you can join.
Girl: OK!

by uzusaint April 17, 2010

mary jane

the guy above said it all. It's a slang term for Marijuana.

by Lil Bo March 11, 2003

Scary Mary

The woman from the phones for you advert

some woman with long greasy hair who looks scary and could be called mary

whats up scary mary

look at scary mary over there

by frida the cow August 26, 2005