january 29th

National Chloe day, anybody called Chloe born on this day you must give a hug or high-five. If she’s your crush you shall ask her out.

It’s January 29th and it’s Chloe’s birthday look there she is over there- i have a crush on Chloe, i’ll go ask her out and give her a hug.

by MOMMA PIE October 27, 2019

January 6

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

January 15

On january 15th any girl has to send nudes, get a guy hard, or the easyiest send a video of you twerking to a guy (technically you can do this anyday)

Girl:sends video of herself twerking

Guy: oh shit thats hot
Girl: you want more?, its january 15 so i can send you anything you want
Guy: hell yeah

by Yeetarenomagical January 10, 2020

January 30

If you were born on this day, you are probably very very very unusually pretty and kind and caring and beautiful and the best at everything you do and are just perfect

Person 1 : WAIT YOU WERE BORN JANUARY 30
Person 2 : yes why
Person 1 : damn. That’s epic. That explains alot

by DARA57CAREY November 4, 2020

January 15

You suck.

Person: That person sucks.
Another Person: Must've been born on January 15

by ChrismasCountdown December 12, 2019

January 12th

January 12th is national male/female day! No matter what gender u think u are, you are male or female!

January 12th should be everyday

by Keke1201 January 11, 2021

January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

by mimi xo December 13, 2020