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January 14

The day when the japs are born. These people are sooo jappy their favorite clothes are probably their free city sweatpants or their aviator nation. They also really love themselves and their birthday
Girl: OMG ITS MY BDAY I GOT NEW AVIATOR NATION

Boy: geez dude she’s such a jap and why does she love her birthday so much

Other boy: it’s cuz she was born in January 14
January 14 by Teheheheheheee January 23, 2020
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January 28th 

National Andrew Ming’s Day
Him: Hey what national day is it
Her: You didn’t know, It’s January 28th
Him: and...?
Her: NIGGA, it’s fucking National Andrew Ming’s Day
January 28th by rainbowponies100 January 27, 2020

January 30 

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio
Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30

january 2 

its january 2 the day people were born w dicks 8 1/2at the age 14
january 2 is when boys w/big dicks were born
january 2 by hellojamal December 14, 2020

January 26th

National day of show your dick in public
x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th
January 26th by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 10 

January 10 is hug any and all Gingers day, this is a day dedicated to them. They may get a lot of days for them but they truly deserve it. We love them all deep down
Girl: there’s he is! He’s so cute and I LOVE his red/orange hair
Girls best friend: well it’s your lucky day it’s January 10, hug a ginger day!
Girl: let’s go!
January 10 by Imyoungandinlove January 5, 2021

January 6 

The day you can complain all you want to your friends and if they say stop complaining, then they have to get you ice cream
Person 1: Ugh I HATE school. it just SUCKS
Person 2: Suck it up, and quit being such a baby-
Person 1: No its January 6, so now you have to get me ice cream. My favorite flavor is chocolate