the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!

that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.

by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014

Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.

You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025

Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020