your too young

what anyone says when you ask if you can do some thing cool.

mom can i have beer?
i like yo cut jee.
slap.no YOUR TOO YOUNG.

by seth barnes November 15, 2022

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 03, 2021

too plastic

When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake

Damn DAT gir is too plastic

by Whalecakes101 March 16, 2015

talking too fast

When you’re too drunk, and you go express idosyncrantic expressions to propogate truth

Yo i was smashed, i was talking too fast

by RLN33 December 05, 2017

luedde too

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.

Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"

by jengajoe April 15, 2011

All Too Well

Unit of time used to measure 10 minutes and 13 seconds. The reason it measures this time is due to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault).

Jake: Hey, I'm running late by an All Too Well due to traffic.
Aleysha: Got it, I'll adjust the schedule to fit this.
Jake: thx

by swiftie13 <3 August 21, 2023

Too much dip on ya chip

Used when an individual has too much dip, wether it be salsa, creme fresh, queso, etc, on a dip recipient (chip, crackers..)

:You got too much dip on ya chip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip

by Chevvval December 23, 2020