pants-poop

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.
It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.
by Miss Toni Montana March 08, 2008
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Wearing the Pants

Wearing the pants refers to the more dominant person in a relationship and one who showers their boyfriend with more love than the he could ever even begin to imagine bestowing upon her. Normally the person who makes the first move at the furniture shop, tells the other person that their dad was once their little brother's soccer coach, etc, wears the pants. Wearing the pants has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual size of the pants being worn.
Since I always make important decisions in my relationship, put my foot down, and make our plans, I, obviously, am wearing the pants.
by AubreyP. April 09, 2009
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Bus Pants

Bus pants are pants that have been worn on a bus or at school. Bus pants are not allowed in many places
"Hey, Sara? Can I sit on your bed?"
"Are you wearing bus pants?"
"Yes."
"Then, no."
by SKonicoff_Luver September 19, 2011
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pants on head

An act performed primarily in australia, which consits of removing your pants putting them on your head and running around usually at night. Often performed as an act of celebration or simply for enjoyment

occasionally accompanied by an discinplinary measure if discovered by a enforcer of authority.
dude did you hear? we're going to pants on head the party tonight

streaking walk of shame
by aussie mate 3214 May 28, 2009
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jerk pants

someone who is a jerk and also retarded.
Screw you, jerk pants.
by kid kre February 17, 2005
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Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.
"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"
by Mousetower July 23, 2006
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fat pants

For a fat bitch who cant fit in real pants.
damn i can't fit in these jeans....better chuck on my fat pants
by Kripdick July 06, 2014
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