The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself
Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.
by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021
Get the The History Paradox mug.

wastebin of history

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.
P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.
by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017
Get the wastebin of history mug.

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.
The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.
by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023
Get the whig history mug.

History Project

History Project due tomorrow
Me: (in terror) AHAHAGAHAHAHAH
by innocent_and_insecure November 21, 2017
Get the History Project mug.

history of a country

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

history of a country (not finished)
by miata real February 03, 2022
Get the history of a country mug.

Based History Month

Proper N.- “Based History Month”

-Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
“Chill with the liberal cringe shit it’s Based History Month now faggot.”
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 06, 2023
Get the Based History Month mug.